Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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