dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
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I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
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I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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