singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
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I have grass duct taped all over my body
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
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He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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