....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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