Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
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not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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