You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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