What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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