Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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