bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
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That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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