My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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