I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
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the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
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