when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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