What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
Randomize
