There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
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Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
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