im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
