Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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