I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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