I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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