I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
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Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
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I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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