how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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