I just saw a hot homeless man
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
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got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
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I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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