Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
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Semen is not good for contacts.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
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she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Never underestimate the power of titties
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