my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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