suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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