Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
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What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
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Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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