When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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