Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
And then he peed in my hair
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