you mean i was at the winter classic?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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