no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
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I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
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Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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