pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
