I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
organizing the empties. That sober.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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