still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
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Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
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My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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