STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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