Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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