Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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