So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
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God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
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Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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