I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
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I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
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So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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