Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
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