But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
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