Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
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I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.