and my herpes radar will keep us safe
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
They took my balls.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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