maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
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well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
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googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
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