its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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