This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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