Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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