dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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