he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Houston, we have a squirter
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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