Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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