If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
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Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
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New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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