Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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