if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
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ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
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I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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