he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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