We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
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We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
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Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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