I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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