I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
it was like having sex with a tree stump
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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