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• (614): View more from Ohio

  You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.

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• (516): View more from New York

  He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.

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• (510): View more from California

  You did a strip tease for the toilet.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?

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  So the keyword here is "hammered"?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!

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• (315): View more from New York

  Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.

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• (310): View more from California

  I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.

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