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so... how was it???

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he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy

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(812): so... how was it??? (317): he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy http://tfl.nu/a6k1

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(910): View more from North Carolina

He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.

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(910): He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel. http://tfl.nu/qsvc

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(815): View more from Illinois

he ran through my sliding door

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in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers

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(815): he ran through my sliding door (1-815): in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers http://tfl.nu/3l97

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Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.

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I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.

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I referred to the cat as amicable.

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(760): Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat. (619): I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race. (760): I referred to the cat as amicable. http://tfl.nu/ls44

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(248): View more from Michigan

She's the worst person, but the best naked person

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(248): She's the worst person, but the best naked person http://tfl.nu/e5d7

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(816): View more from Missouri

I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility

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well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...

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(816): I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility (910): well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is... http://tfl.nu/9yjx

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...

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(321): I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward... http://tfl.nu/s7n4

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(203): View more from Connecticut

MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.

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(203): MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over. http://tfl.nu/zav4

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(250): View more from British Columbia

There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.

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(250): There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo. http://tfl.nu/qbed

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(360): View more from Washington

My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died

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(360): My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died http://tfl.nu/olk7

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I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.

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(651): I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas. http://tfl.nu/rih0

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He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!

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(716): He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!! http://tfl.nu/3hh7

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Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.

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(913): Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet. http://tfl.nu/v65u

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.

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(832): The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up. http://tfl.nu/pl1q

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(585): View more from New York

The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.

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(585): The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way. http://tfl.nu/4p5k

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