Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
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Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
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New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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